But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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