Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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