How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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