quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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