At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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