i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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