when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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