he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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