i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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