Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
soo... how was my night?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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