it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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