So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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