it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
