I hate all girls vehemently.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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