she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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