i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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