Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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