Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
