I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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