Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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