i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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