She's JV to your varsity
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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