I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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