dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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