so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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