Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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