My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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