sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Dear god my vagina.
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