doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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