ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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