Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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