you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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