he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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