I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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