I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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