she was so not down for the gang bang
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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