the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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