Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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