i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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