I'm really into asian looking animals
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
