Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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