i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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