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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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