Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I supernannyed him into submission
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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