I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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