after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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