I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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