But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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