what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How does it feel to date your dad?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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