Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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