Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
